Proof of crying
My financial advisor called me crazy for investing in $WokeTears, but who's crying now? Oh right… everyone else!
Just one sip, and I instantly became 10% more sarcastic and 100% happier. Definitely adding $WokeTears to my daily wellness routine.
Before $WokeTears, I took life too seriously. Now? I’m a happier, more ironic person, and I laugh every time someone asks what’s in my wallet.
I thought drinking $WokeTears was a joke...until I felt a strange wave of satisfaction wash over me. Now, I start every morning with a refreshing sip of irony.
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